2 Things That Men Need

One final thing during this great Day of celebrating Women. There are only two things that Men need. If you follow these things, your life will be smooth.

Respect him even if you you don’t agree with him, just show him (or pretend to) respect him.
Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever Touch his phone.

If the village witches from your Oshago want to finish you..they will whisper gently to your ears “hebu check his phone” what you will see in that phone will be worse than what Okuro saw in the Bondo jail.
The shock that will hit your medulla oblongata will disarrange some cells in your brain.
Leave your Man’s phone even if it rings..run away and don’t think of answering it.